The Global Adventures of Two Pink Rabbits

Now you might consider it out of character for Bunny to write a postcard.  She’s not well-known for being a considerate friend. We were certainly surprised when Bunny handed it to us and asked us to send it for her…that is until we turned it over and read it. This is what it said:

“Dear Hotel —–,
I’m writing you on this stupid postcard cuz I couldn’t find any notepaper.  The service was appalling at your establishment — room service took forever and there was no bowl of M&Ms on the coffee table, despite my request in advance.  So I trashed the room and drank all the Red Bull in the mini-bar.  Deal with it.  My lawyer will be in touch shortly.”

Needless to say, we did not send the postcard.